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Funny Joke - Golden Frog

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didnt like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didnt often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbits wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.

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Funny Prank Spoon Hitting

Actually, this is a commercial but it does not matter. Take a spoon in your mouth and hit your friend behind the head, see which one is better. And if you have another guy helping you, you might just win :)

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Russian Paddling System

Look at this innovative russian paddling system. I wouldn’t have thought of this in a million years, it’s so funny :)

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Cute Baby Boy Video

Cute baby trying to lean forward to stand up. It doesn’t matter to him if he’s falling on his face, he keep trying, and never loses his smile, so cute :)

Top Heavy (FUNNY) - Click here for funny video clips

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Flash Game Cubix

Nice simple flash game with 15 levels.
How to play: Drag the green square to the circle where the red square is at beginning. Easy game it won’t take you more than a few minutes to complet it.

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Funny Joke Bronze Rat

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in
Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner “how much”, and the owner replies “$50 for the bronze
rat, and $1000 for the story behind it”.
The guy says, “forget the story”, and buys the rat.
As he’s walking down the street he notices two live rats following him.
As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.
He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By
the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats
following him.
He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the
bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.
The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, “Ah!, so
your back for the story”.
The guys says, “no, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?”

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Funny Joke Autopsy Class

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpses anus and licked it. Now you must do the same, he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

Second, the professor continued, you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this mans anus, but licked my index finger?

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Amazing computer generated water

Amazing computer generated water. It’s so real that the line between virtual and reality has been broken. I’m truly impressed with this, I can’t wait to see it in videogames.

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