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Funny Joke Blonde Hunting

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!” The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”

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Funny prank Phoney Photo Boot

This was made on Jay Leno’s show, the phoney photo boot prank. It’s a hilarious video. Watch and laugh

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Funny Joke Poor Pirate

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked the pirate “Where did ya get that peg leg from?”

The Pirate responded “We were sailing the seas when a big ol shark came up to me while I was swimmin and bit off me leg.”

Later the Bartender asked “Where did you get that hook then?”

The pirate responded “Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone.”

The bartender then asked “Then where did ya get the eye patch from?”

The pirate said “In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye.”

The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, “How would that make you get an eye patch?”

The pirate responded, “First day with the hook.”

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Funny Joke A Blonde Paints

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The mans wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“Youre finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “thats not a Porch, its a Ferrari.”

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Amazing Reflective Art

Amazing art, reflect a drawing with the help of a cylinder. Pretty interesting.

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I thought Carlos Mencia was original …

I thought Carlos Mencia was original, but it appears that he was stealing some jokes from Bill Cosby. Too bad … Still, the joke is funny :)

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Funny Water Compilation

So you like playing with water ? How about funny clips ? Well watch the next funny video and you will sure laugh. And remember maybe next time you do a funny thing with water, you’ll end up on the internet

Oooppss! - Funny videos are here

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Funny magic video

Funny magic or just 2 comediants making fun of magic. I don’t know but this 5 minutes video sure is funny. I laughed so hard I had to take a break from the computer.


Soooooo Funny - The best video clips are right here

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