It Rocks Everything.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’s work?
A: Tired.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!

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