It Rocks Everything.

One day this old lady walks into the doctors office and is shown into a room. (…)

George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. (…)

A parishioner asks his minister: ”
Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?”
“Definitely not,” was the preacher’s answer. (…)

Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. (…)

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. (…)

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. (…)

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. (…)

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. (…)