It Rocks Everything.

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he’s willing to bet anyone who says he can’t. (…)

“I simply want a raise in my salary”, says an employee to his boss “There are two more companies after me.”
The boss says”Oh, I see there are two more companies after you. (…)

A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for christmas dinner and was surprised to find his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes. (…)

Two camels (a mother and a baby) where lazing around, when suddenly baby camel said.
Baby: “mother, mother, can I ask you some question?”
Mother: “sure! (…)

A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. (…)

The local police, FBI, and CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. (…)

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, “What starting salary were you thinking about?”
The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?”
The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! (…)

The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. (…)