It Rocks Everything.

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. (…)

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. (…)

Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10.10.05:
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. (…)

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. (…)

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. (…)

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. (…)

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. (…)

Man calls home.
Maid answers phone. (…)