It Rocks Everything.

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. (…)

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have no money on them. (…)

Two old ladies have played bridge together for many years, and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well. (…)

A woman was telling her friend, “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. (…)

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.
“I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie. (…)

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. (…)

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? (…)

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. “Need some help?” a secretary, walking by, asked. (…)