It Rocks Everything.

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. (…)

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. (…)

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. (…)

A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. (…)

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. (…)

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. (…)

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. (…)

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.
“You simpleton!” the officer barked. (…)