It Rocks Everything.

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured. (…)

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. (…)

There’s this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask’s if he needs a ride to town.
The guy say’s, yeah. (…)

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. (…)

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. (…)

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. (…)

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didnt like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. (…)

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in
Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. (…)