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IT Business Cards

Even since the oldest days when people used carving clay in order to secure their identity, through most of the 20th century, the business cards served as a mean to identify your association with a company. The primary reason for this kind of identification was to deliver sufficient information to point out you had an important function inside a distinctive corporation, instead of beeing an impostor.

If you’re working in the IT business then you must know the importance of a good and unique designed IT business card. When someone looks at your card, it needs to stand out and make that person remember you information and most importantly your area of work.

Here you have three examples of great designed IT business cards which can give you an ideea about how to approach your own card design.



This is another great business card, the one of the famous hacker (or nicer put, it security consultant) Kevin Mitnick.

OMG Walmart … not Again!

Isn’t it nice when you go to the famous walmart store and you see there lots of nice people ? Really nice people ? :D

wallmart people are nuts

Izod Shirts The Shirts You Need!

Are you intersted in Izod shirts? Well you you can find more about shirts and izod shirts on that link.
I like shirts very much. Usually I wear sports T-shirts all the time

Izod shirts are a very well known brand. Izod means quality. Just ask every one you wish and you will see. The Izod is the little or the big brother of Lacoste.

Women Winter Shoes

If you would like to buy winter shoes for women, now you have a super guide on the Internet.

If you read the guide you will find out the type of winter shoes for women.
The main types of women winter shoes are:
- winter boots
- running winter shoes
- winter slippers
- snowshoes.

Check the guide for detailed information. And tell me what you think!

Amazing Kid – Speaks 13 Languages

Speaks 13 different languages including French, Italian, German, Arabic, Russian, and Japanese.

Amazing Kid – Speaks 13 LanguagesMore free videos are here

Funny Joke What’s on your back

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.
The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”
The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.
When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?”
“I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.
“What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. He responds, “I’ll take the Mexican.”

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10 tips for a perfect night sleep

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Many persons have sleep problems when outside it’s hot. They fall asleep late, they sleep for short periods of time and they wake up many times during the night. Here are 10 tip to follow
in order to get your rest even during the hot summer nights.

1. Go to sleep at about the same hour every night, your body will get used to this and it will prepare itself for sleep.
2. Don’t do any exercises at night because they pump the blood and you’ll not be able to fall asleep.
3. Don’t eat and don’t drink a lot before going to sleep. Dinner must be light and it would be best eaten at least 2 hours before bed time. Digestion delays the sleep and it disturbes it.
4. Avoid nicotin, alcohol and caffeine for at least 5-6 hours before going to sleep. Those stimulents can keep you awake at night.
5. Sleep only during the night. During day time, rest for one hour maximum and don’t ever sleep after 3 p.m.
6. Keep your sleeping room well aired and if it’s possible leave a window slightly open during the night.
7. Before going to sleep go take a warm bath or a reassuring shower, read a book or listen to your favorite music. It will help you fall asleep for sure !
8. Try to apply some moisturizing cream on your shoulders, neck and soles of your feet. You’ll relax in no time and the tension accumulated over the day will disappear.
9. Don’t appeal to drugs or any kind of medicine in order to combat your insomnia. A glace of warm milk or tea, sweetened with honey will help you do the trick.
10. During the night sleep, try to keep your feet on a soft pillow, this will make the tiredness go away and you’ll get a very nice night sleep.


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Funny Joke – Bus #54

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.”
She thanked the officer and the officer drove off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, our blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”
The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 47th bus just went by!”

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